With Introductory Remarks by Satan
Soulful crooner David Geffen to be inducted into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame.
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Carly Simon's Big Reveal
The "You're So Vain" guessing has finally ended, much to the chagrin of narcissistic old musician dudes like James Taylor who thought it was about them. And it's... David Geffen?! WTF? (Update: Maybe...
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Weir's Conditions for Appearing in Vanity Fair: Must Be in Body Paint, Must...
Weir explains his creative process. Jessica Simpson cries on Oprah's couch. John Mayer can't get a date. Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson grope each other in public. Johnny Depp fears mirrors. Tuesday...
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Famous Gay Couples We Want to See Tie The Knot
A California judge ruled yesterday that preventing gays from getting married is unconstitutional. But nothing in Cali matters until a celebrity does it! Here are the brides-and-brides and...
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David Geffen Broke Up with His Gorgeous Young Boy Toy
Billionaire David Geffen is going to have to find some other pretty young thing to take to state dinners and on all-boy vacations with Barry Diller and other barely closeted rich people. According to...
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David Geffen: My 20-Year-Old Football Player Ex-BF Is Stalking Me
Professional rich person David Geffen is having boy drama again: His 20-year-old ex-boyfriend—who was kicked off his college football team after being spotted macking with the then 69-year-old music...
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Pornstar "Feared for His Safety" After IDing David Geffen as Sugar Daddy
A secretive world of group sex and lavish gifts between porn stars and wealthy businessmen is unravelling in federal court—and people are getting nervous. One witness, porn star Justin Griggs, told...
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Porn Star Found Guilty of Extorting $500,000 From Telecom Mogul
On Thursday, gay porn actor Teofil Brank was found guilty of six federal charges stemming from a $1.5 million extortion scheme against business tycoon Donald Burns, the Associated Press...
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David Geffen: America's Worst Philanthropist?
Billionaire Hollywood mogul David Geffen announced another large philanthropic gift this week—one that could fully cement him as the most narcissistic and least useful philanthropist in America.Read...
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David Geffen Gives More Money to the Charity of Glorifying David Geffen
Billionaire Hollywood mogul David Geffen, whose ability to use charity donations to embody the principle of selfishness is truly astounding, made—spoiler alert!!!—another gaudy, wasteful,...
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David Geffen's Quasi-Undiscovered Instagram Is Mostly Extremely Boring
David Geffen off the coast of Italy: Instagram Entertainment mogul David Geffen has a fascinating interior life. As an old billionaire, he has constantly afforded himself the best young, muscular ass...
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